killadelphia

I was at the corner store yesterday evening, and overheard a really hilarious yet horrendous exchange.

A boy (maybe 10 or 11 at most) was there with a friend. He had a BMX bike but since he was just a kid, it was like a regular-sized bike for him. The guy who was working was teasing him, saying that he would buy the bike for $5. The kid said something like, "I'll take that $5 and buy me a toy gun and some toy bullets. And then I'll buy me a real gun and we'll talk."

...hmm.