sippin whiskey out the bottle

here are the best lines from Kid Rock's new song "All Summer Long"

"my thoughts were short, my hair was long"
"we didn't have no internet, but man I never could forget"
"and we were trying different things and we were smoking funny things" [like what, Mr. Ritchey?]

I would also like to note that while I was searching for the lyrics to this song I discovered that Kid Rock also has a song entitled "Abortion," in which the best lines are as follows:

"oh Lord, where is my gun?"
"let me open your eyes
let me see who you are
I am you, you are me
we are a part of
the Second Coming of Christ
it's God himself in a jar
yeaaaahhhh heyyaaaaa"

yeah, why don't you mull over that for a while.